A mere 13 percent of readers selected Nominal when asked how they thought the American program is going. Another 48 percent said Subnominal, while another 36 percent selected Subbasement Nominal.
A very small minority of voters thought the program is going Super Nominal (2 percent) and Superdupernominal (1 percent).
The poll did not have any options for readers to vote on why they think the program is going so poorly. Our current poll corrects that problem by providing the most likely reasons.
Thank you all for voting. And please vote in our new poll. Remember: vote early, vote often, just vote, dammit! Vote!