The good news: Europeans can soon show their pride in their space agency by buying ESA-branded shirts at the official online store.
The bad news: it’s going to cost them an absurd amount of money to become walking billboards for ESA.
Just how much money? Well, this much:
ESA T-shirts: €64.00 ($85.14) and €90.00 ($119.73)
ESA Polo Shirts: €108.00 ($143.67)
ESA Sweatshirts: €174.00 ($231.47)
Good lord! That’s just wrong in so many ways.